Chuck Olsen Is The Devil!

That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week. I’m speechless. Check this out. Here’s one of my favorite parts:

So, I stand defeated. I, with my six-foot, seven-inch, 225 pound frame, and 20 years of hand-and-kick fighting in dojos, streets, and posh clubs, cannot defeat the Chuckies because they hide like cowards. I, with my 38-inch reach and a power grip so tight it has slain jackals by the throat, cannot reach him.

Man, that guy has everything but “Kung-foo Grip!”