Chuck Olsen Is The Devil!

That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week. I’m speechless. Check this out. Here’s one of my favorite parts:

So, I stand defeated. I, with my six-foot, seven-inch, 225 pound frame, and 20 years of hand-and-kick fighting in dojos, streets, and posh clubs, cannot defeat the Chuckies because they hide like cowards. I, with my 38-inch reach and a power grip so tight it has slain jackals by the throat, cannot reach him.

Man, that guy has everything but “Kung-foo Grip!”

6 Comments

  1. Posted June 7, 2005 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    *shakes head*
    I’m just speechless.

    Hey — sweeet-ass redesign!

  2. Posted June 8, 2005 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    This guy has some serious issues. It’s telling that you cannot comment on his site.

    - Dave

  3. Posted June 9, 2005 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    So here are my thoughts… why doesnt this guy just change the name. If he’s planning to make a documentary that will rock the blogosphere called “Blogumentary.” Well then that would be unfair to Chuck because if it really was such a success it would, as he predicts, would dwarf Chuck’s “Blogumentary.” The guy tries to gain sympathy by saying he already contracted a crew and everything. Ironic, eh?

    Well there are my 2 cents.
    .Phil

    PS. His lofty metaphors combined with all this “evil” stuff are very silly.

  4. Posted June 9, 2005 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    It’s clear that this guy’s passion stopped at the removal of investors. Sadly, it paints a picture of where his heart seems to be.
    Although Chuck shouldn’t have title his film around a genre, his concern is legite. I only hope his portrail of the situation is far more logical and truthfilled than the lost Apacolyptic text that Hart tossed on his site.

  5. Posted June 9, 2005 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    Gosh, it didn’t used to be a genre… it used to be the name of my film. :-)

  6. Posted June 29, 2005 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    Well, you can’t win them all, even if you are a kick-ass street fighter. I never thought I’d see the day when an aggressive jerk didn’t get what he wanted and resorted to the sport of sissies – name calling.

    Seriously, this guy sounds like a head case, from what I have read.

    Carl

    PS – Thanks, President Bush, for making it cool to call people evil. It really brings back that old-time religion we need in this country. The next catch phrase is, “Chuck is wicked.” That sounds a little more like hellfire and brimstone.

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