That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week. I’m speechless. Check this out. Here’s one of my favorite parts:
So, I stand defeated. I, with my six-foot, seven-inch, 225 pound frame, and 20 years of hand-and-kick fighting in dojos, streets, and posh clubs, cannot defeat the Chuckies because they hide like cowards. I, with my 38-inch reach and a power grip so tight it has slain jackals by the throat, cannot reach him.
Man, that guy has everything but “Kung-foo Grip!”

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*shakes head*
I’m just speechless.
Hey — sweeet-ass redesign!
This guy has some serious issues. It’s telling that you cannot comment on his site.
- Dave
So here are my thoughts… why doesnt this guy just change the name. If he’s planning to make a documentary that will rock the blogosphere called “Blogumentary.” Well then that would be unfair to Chuck because if it really was such a success it would, as he predicts, would dwarf Chuck’s “Blogumentary.” The guy tries to gain sympathy by saying he already contracted a crew and everything. Ironic, eh?
Well there are my 2 cents.
.Phil
PS. His lofty metaphors combined with all this “evil” stuff are very silly.
It’s clear that this guy’s passion stopped at the removal of investors. Sadly, it paints a picture of where his heart seems to be.
Although Chuck shouldn’t have title his film around a genre, his concern is legite. I only hope his portrail of the situation is far more logical and truthfilled than the lost Apacolyptic text that Hart tossed on his site.
Gosh, it didn’t used to be a genre… it used to be the name of my film.
Well, you can’t win them all, even if you are a kick-ass street fighter. I never thought I’d see the day when an aggressive jerk didn’t get what he wanted and resorted to the sport of sissies – name calling.
Seriously, this guy sounds like a head case, from what I have read.
Carl
PS – Thanks, President Bush, for making it cool to call people evil. It really brings back that old-time religion we need in this country. The next catch phrase is, “Chuck is wicked.” That sounds a little more like hellfire and brimstone.